It's taken me three years of thinking, gentle persuasion and remembering to ask photographers for images. I was convinced a website cost the same price as a sofa (you can tell I'm growing up; I now compare utility bills, woollen coats and website building to the cost of a sofa).
In fact, this particular website was free (or very nearly - I had to pay for a domain?) and took me 12 hours to build. I sat in front of my computer, scanning like a seasoned secretary and ignoring my screaming eyes. I built, converted, designed and adjusted pixels until the early hours.
Here is the result! Now hire me please.